I’ve been ignoring our relationship. It’s been five days. I’m sorry for not calling, or texting (because that habit i’s easier). I didn’t email, which could have been another method, but all of your addresses are not in my contact list. Online communication has it’s ups and downs.
In regard to the ups and downs of communication, I tackle online dating this week. There is no exposing dates-gone-wrong, because that would exceed a number of words that no one would have read, never second guessing writing the dreaded TL;DR in red and on their computer screen. So I poke fun at online dating. In typical Christopher-fashion, I’m facetious about it. However, my inner Carlos Mencia shows at the end; this is specifically referring to his wrapping up every show and stand up act with the same redundant high note.
As much as I poke fun at the sites/apps/methods I’ve tried, there are people out there with online dating success stories, and one is a good friend of mine.
Although the high note is a brief example, I back it up with a story and other positive quips. Instead of a mob of fire and pitchfork carrying angry people, there only be a will be that handful of folk who didn’t read to the end. (The ones that “missed the memo.”)
Happy Earth Day everyone!
Without further ado:
The Inevitable Coffee Ring: http://www.syracusenewtimes.com/table-hopping/