Tag: Nicholas Sparks

Hit Puree

Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, and Nicholas Sparks fall into a blender. Bloodbath ensues. Yet when their well-chopped and mixed organs and bones are churned into a liquefied state, throw in some horseradish and a celery stem for a perfect Bloody Mary — pun intended. Once again, my life displays events that coincide so perfectly that…

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